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After recent union with Valparaiso native Brittany Waelde came to a sudden end, Skokie resident and frequent chicken eating twenty something, Nick Garcia began to suspect it may have had something to do with what he considers a healthy obsession with A.C Slater, from the early nineties smash "Saved By the Bell".
When asked to comment on his theory Mr. Garcia tore himself away from his current romance novel and said this, "When we first met I kept referring to her as 'preppy' instead of her actual name not to mention I would wear neon yellow and pink tank tops everyday of the week. But I think what sent her over the edge was my curly mullet hairdo I decided to wear for the spring. Is it my fault some things just don't go out of style?" He said as he slipped on his ebay purchased authentic Bayside High School football jersey. "I could understand if I was impersonating Screech or to a lesser extent Mr. Belding, but A.C Slater? Come on this guy gets more female attention than a Judy Blume Novel," he exclaimed with a fried drumstick in his hand . After putting on his faded jean jacket and fastening his pink and yellow Converse All-Stars he abruptly ended the interview explaining his urgency to arrive to the re-enacting of the "Saved By the Bell" episode where Slater has to confront his girlfriend Jessie Spano about her addiction to caffeine pills. "When it comes to the big "S" I'm willing to take the laughter as well as the drama." |