“I can excuse the fact that he was ten minutes late and even though he had his cell phone on him and said he didn’t call because and I quote, 'I’m all low on minutes Broseph' when the bill came and he didn’t even reach for it after ordering the deliciously expensive Apple Pancake I realized the very person I promised my eternal soul to is in fact “Stingy”. Mr. Marshall will now spend the rest of December seeking out a less frugal spiritual messiah, among the selected candidates the Dalai Lama who bought a round of beers last week at Joe’s on Weed St., the Hindu God lord Genies, and the strongest candidate George’s close buddy from college Freddy Lincoln. “Freddy’s spotted me so many rimes it’s not even funny, not to mention his God like ability at PS2. “Jesus H. Christ he’s cheap!”
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