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After a long night of drinking at a friends apartment, local Mexican boy Juan Delgada failed to remember the day/date of the week for the zillionth time this year. “It’s like the Gregorian time scale is a homeless man asking for change, if we ignore him he might die and leave us other people to lead the rest of our lives in peace.” The outraged young Latino metaphorically explained. “It’s going to be hard to let go of my tear away “Full House” calendar but despite my undying devotion to the whacky antics of the lovable Tanner family I am sick and tired of the Gregorian time scale and it’s inhibiting nazi-esque like behavior. Despite living with his mother and spending disturbing amounts of time on the Internet movie database and other nerd infested Internet sites, Delgada sticks to his plans to completely phase out the popularly used method of measuring time. “Time better watch it’s back like a Klan member at some sort of gathering where is racism would generally not be tolerated by the public and that’s not a threat, it’s a promise” Delgada was last seen trying to pick of the Gregorian time scale with a sniper rifle on the roof of a local Ihop.
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