George Wallace Denies Big Black Cock Enrollment
By: Stan Nikita


Montgomery, Alabama   As an act of defiance former Alabama Governor George Wallace stood at the doors of Montgomery High school and physically blocked entry, therefore preventing Black cock from getting in.

"Black cocks have stained the good name of this country and I promise admitting them into our schools will open the flood gates to black cock chaos. Next thing you know this vicious birds will demand to eat in the same restaurants and drink for the same water fountains as you and I. Be wary of these black cocks my friends, with their crazy music and atrocious behavior, these blacks belong on the farms working for Americans in exchange for food and shelter. My daddy always said one thing, he said son, don't you ever trust no black cock, no matter how good you think it tastes."
After a 4 hour stand off with police black cock was finally admitted into Montgomery High and the school day resumed. Governor Wallace later learned he died 7 years ago on September 14th 1998.

"I dead? Well then sorry for starting all this trouble. I go back to my grave now." Mr Wallace said as he walked back to the cemetery from which he had rose several days prior.

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