Hulk just spend half hour in downtown she hulk can Hulk get a minute?  Hulk Mad    It Hulk’s job to be a ball of uncontrollable emotion Hulk gotta come home to this? Hulk not promoted to supervisor and new college intern not wash properly. She Hulk aggravate Hulk on purpose Hulk swear to God she does.  

Last week Hulk wake up early to let out She Hulks chocolate lab Captain Curls. When hulk return from watching dog poop hulk feel like eating Cocoa Pebbles, Hulk Not know why. Anyway Hulk open fridge and see milk carton and when Hulk Reach for it Hulk notice Milk Carton empty. HULK GET MAD     Why She Hulk can take time to throw away It’s like She Hulk do on purpose.

Hulk know Hulk sound like a bad stand up comic but She Hulk still impossible to deal with. Hulk prefer care free days when She Hulk and Hulk where just “hanging out”. We ate burger went to see predictable action flick and Hulk get reach around in Hulks Moms basement. Hulk not saying Hulk not like doing crossword puzzle in the morning but Hulk need some private time just for Hulk. Hulk not always have something to say and Hulk think that ok.   Believe Hulk when Hulk was little boy all Hulk saw were weird temporary adult male figures. Hulk remember one guy named Frank who cried in his sleep. Hulks mom had weird taste in Men.

But hulk gained ability to be in touch with Hulk’s inner self.   HULK SELF ACTUALIZED!!  When Hulk tinkle a little on the floor you would think Hulk killed a white child in very conservative southern state.